Of all the things
you have, time is
the only one
you can't make
more of.
Send me a thoughtful introduction. Tell me what brought you here, what you're hoping for, and something about yourself worth knowing. If I like what I read, I'll suggest we meet.
Some connections stay occasional - we see each other when schedules align, enjoy the time, and that's enough. Others develop into something more because we both want to keep seeing each other without the task of constant planning.
When that happens, we figure out what an ongoing arrangement looks like, how often we see each other, what that includes, what makes sense for both of us.
But we're not negotiating terms before we've even had a drink together.
PATRONAGE
TERMS
(of endearment)
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Screening is mandatory. I offer two methods:
a) provide a selfie holding your ID with your full name, DOB and expiration date showing - you can blur out the other info for your privacy.
b) send me a LinkedIn connection request - I’ll provide you with my discreet profile and will remove the request as soon as it’s received.
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Travel is not available to new acquaintances. It's reserved exclusively for established patrons. This isn't something you can purchase. It's something you unlock by becoming someone I trust and want to spend extended time with.
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In-date extensions: $700 per additional hour
Couples: add $500
Overnights and longer engagements are reserved for those I’ve had the pleasure of meeting before.
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For those at a distance, or as a way to begin our acquaintance before meeting in person.
Video - $700 per hour
Voice - $500 per hourConversation, attention, the pleasure of being truly listened to. These are their own experience, not abbreviated versions of something else.
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Texting is not available prior to meeting. Established patrons may have limited access to written correspondence at my discretion.
Getting in touch
I encourage planning ahead as my calendar tends to fill up quickly.
Please check your spam folders 24 hours after sending an email in order to avoid any missed connections.

